Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Here's A Toast...

This is a, toast to the most known unknowns
The phony frauds who put up fronts demand respect get shown?
Ehh wrong, your E.T to me, so bitch phone home
Phil & Lil ass bitches come correct, cause Im grown
Hate on a chief like me? With a aura so strong?
Ho please miss me with that, you drool lies, I spit facts
You twist words, I twist caps, you type keys, I lean back
Quack Quack you on that duck shit, learn to stay true
If you was real about your shit then I could fuck with you boo
You tryna stomp with the big dawgs wearing a size 2 shoe
From pampers to pullups like all a sudden you grew?
Bitch booo! To the left of the stage ma'am please?
And while your at it, ya mind acting your age ma'am please?
You a trief lil youngin', think you a lady chick please
Bet you easy like Sunday Morning riding on a warm breeze
My bad My bad maybe this was all a tad too much
But maybe next time you'll know your role and shut the fuck up

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Ree-al-ittee Show


This must be a Reality Show & its staring you right?

Full of drama, bullshit & on every night

A character for every mood happy, flirty, dumb & confused

And those moody attitudes keep viewers glued to the tube

They can relate, cause like me, they took the bait

Caught up in the endless void of lies you orchestrate

Shit I cant fake, cause I was glad to be your Leading Lady

Even when the picture fuzzed & got hazy, I would never leave my baby

But then, Oh Shit plot twist dun dun dun

My character 'sposed to get axed & you holding the gun

This ain't right, I devoted my time & that shit was a go

Too bad shit flipped cause you more concerned with staring ya show

Now you tryna fade away like Dr.Jay & bounce like Swoosh?

Fuck that, Treez got that fire so we can blow like Boosh

The honest truth? I dug you perceptually, but I'll go

Hope you figure things out in your life, The Reality Show



First Wun (Joka Diss)





Wow you tried to diss me & what did that get you?
You made me laugh, wipe my eyes & blow my nose in a tissue
I wanna dissmiss you but freestyle aint my thang
I waited this long to hear that Baby Joka's a lame?
Cmon baby, this faking lately? Is crazy
You wanna hate me? No date me
Lately Im thinking maybe we should get it for sho
But ya rapping thing aint a go, just keep that shit on the low
Dont let not a soul know that you ATTEMPTED a flow
Go do what you do, its all you, but keep your words factual
I was tryna ADD you & me but my rhyme just might end up subtracting you
Lady with the angelic babyface, keep her boyshort panties laced
I'll have ya eyes glued to my thighs & get you sprung off my fanny cake
Full soft lips got you diggin my fruit loop kiss
You homophobic? Hmm I coulda swore you walked with a switch
Sike Im fibbing but these kisses on your neck might have you giggling
I didnt wanna do it but the beast in me said, "Lemme get em"
Split em ship em clip em box that ass and knock em down to size
Hit you with a 5 piece & a biscuit make u ask for a side of fries
Oh my am I a novice or simply playing the hand of lady luck?
Dont matter cause from here on out Miss.Way could truely GIVE A FUCK!